This is...this is bad.

When you even have to LJ-cut the title for language, you know it's bad. The fic itself is ( very NSFW. )

I saw G. I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra about two weeks ago at the cheap theater, and I must say, I've never seen a non-outer-space movie that wanted to be Star Wars so badly.  I've also never seen something use "In the not too distant future" outside of Mystery Science Theater 3000 (and they weren't using it ironically).   I pretty much went for ( Read more... )

Alright, since I'm in such a Watchmen-y mood, I decided to go dig up some badfic of my own. I almost settled for a Veidt one where he falls in love with a Sue from the exact second he first sees her, which is even faster than the Clockwork Orange Sue I did yesterday, but I decided to do that one later or leave it to someone else and found a ( Read more... )